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TXT MSG -




GARYO'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: garyo martini costume bond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:45 pm
It's a muttini!
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 9:08 pm
How the heck did I miss this?! For the olive soaked in gin I could become a vegetarian…makes me drool. Woof! But Bond? Naw, I couldn’t pull off the Bond act…too much slobbering….’Bond, Shamejz Bond’… Fav/5
spacedog - October 11, 2012, 9:49 pm
Ha! Not every dog can pull off the "cone of shame" with such class. 5L


REX KWON DO -




Katana -


TAGS: martial arts
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by dave

Seb - December 13, 2008, 4:54 pm
I want a "lil" of both of you ;). Yes flirting is fun.
energy - November 24, 2008, 8:25 am
i don't want any of your "beef"
Scorpio7 - November 24, 2008, 6:38 am
Excuse me, OD, but it looks like someone is hacking MY name, and putting a phony post up about me, and the "clue" is the misspelling of the word, "partner." Besides, my so-called "beef" would be with energy, and not his mother.
Overlord Douchebag - November 23, 2008, 10:45 pm
We get it, Scorpio7. This whole b****-fest between you and energy is just your way of flirting. Christ, get a room, get it over with, and move on.
Scorpio7 - November 23, 2008, 10:30 pm
It would be nice if it could cut through energy or his favorite *** pertner, his momma, the one who f***s donkeys on stage in Mexico.


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: mind heart smart anyway
Rating: 4.97/5

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NumberXIII - September 27, 2011, 1:53 am
You could easily replace the word "heart" with... some other part of your anatomy


GAS SAVER -


TAGS: smart car farts
Rating: 4.46/5

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MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 11:53 am
Glad to hear it RL thanks
Reality Lord - January 24, 2013, 10:20 am

lol'd...hard


Pole Dancing -


TAGS: martial arts pole dancing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 31, 2016, 11:39 am
Thanks, Cern! Welcome back from your short absence. I missed your sharp wit when I returned!
concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:27 am
Nice, UP yours


TELL ME THIS HUMAN - Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?


TAGS: monkey pondering smart
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by 50cal

Greeny - September 24, 2014, 8:25 pm
Right here
ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:11 am
Amazon.com. They have everything.
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:08 pm
Nice one 50cal
forseti - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!


WAR OF THE WORLDS - The redneck cut.


TAGS: science fiction hg wells movies tom cruise martians mars science fiction
Rating: 2.57/5

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lunchmeat5000 - September 29, 2009, 12:59 am
Nah, it's just the Mississippi version of the mother in law suite.
agdaniele - September 29, 2009, 12:49 am
Redneck AT-AT
Sean - September 29, 2009, 12:24 am
And the alien dudes all have mullets!!!!


BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende ***y
Rating: 3.19/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


CHOMPERS -


TAGS: chompers smart guy happy berfday
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
AWE5OME! But this should be removed and reposted every so often so they don't catch on to us ;-)
FatherTyme - June 20, 2011, 9:29 am
dood, that was friggin awesome!! 5 Get Out Of Jail Free cards for you Sire
5150monkeylove - September 7, 2010, 3:16 pm
One of my favs. 5L
Chompers - August 5, 2010, 5:48 pm
It's worked before


PERCEPTION - You don't need to be the biggest fish in the ocean - just the smartest.


TAGS: perception smart fish
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - August 22, 2011, 6:36 pm
I like thi5...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 22, 2011, 6:06 pm
is it me, or do we have a new 1L bomber? oh and 5L to this
Verdeckt - August 22, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think w3 have a new candidate for picture that needs to be retired.


SMART CAR - ...Stupid Driver


TAGS: funny smartcar odd gas pump
Rating: 4.92/5

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jejeloman - February 21, 2012, 12:11 am
hehe XD
BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 5:58 pm
I think I know a few people who would do this. lol
CloudchaserS - November 24, 2011, 12:48 am
If I had a unused gas handle with hose still attached, I'd drive around with it in my gas cap just to mess with people


DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART... - Within a Few Weeks in Captivity, They Train People to Throw them Fish & Applaud them while Eating


TAGS: smart dolphins train people
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - January 7, 2012, 8:54 am

douglas adams said it best... "so long and thanks for all the fish"


YOUTH -




SHE'S GREEN? - That'll do.




STUPID MOROCCANS - DEMOTIV PICTURE -




LET THEM THINK YOU'RE STUPID - Screw up enough rescue attemps and eventually you won't have to choose between Mary Ann and Ginger




SMART CARS - Now available in awesome!


TAGS: car smart car off road truck cool new
Rating: 2.87/5

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aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:19 pm
Anything that would tip when making a turn at 30 MPH can't be considered awesome.... unless it has big guns attached to it, like an AT-AT.
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:09 pm
I'm not sure I'd use the word "awesome". "Ridiculous"? Sure.


The Future -


TAGS: 2015 hoverboards cars marty doc biff
Rating: 4.8/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:13 pm
Screw hover-boards... They made a functional JET-pack back in 1970, so where-the-hell's mine!?
EmilioDumphque - November 13, 2015, 10:57 am
Anti-gravity: as easy as time travel.


STUPID PET OWNERS -




MARTIAL ARTS -


TAGS: martial arts baseball bat
Rating: 3.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:08 pm
I whole heartedly agree.


ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: zombies seek out convenience store walmart like everyone else embrace the change though rotting flesh will most likely smell bad
Rating: 3.57/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 16, 2009, 7:57 am
There is no correct # of O's.....Moo+ will do fine.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Thanks, mooooooooooooooooooo. (I hope I spelled your name right. Enough o's?) I'm glad you liked it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2009, 10:27 pm
This is excellent Bart. 5 Lions.


SMART PHONES - Should not be given to dumb people It's like giving a annoyingly loud toy to an obnoxious child




SHOPPING AT WALMART - So easy, even a caveman can do it


TAGS: walmart caveman so easy
Rating: 4.45/5

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WestTexRedneck - August 31, 2011, 12:26 pm
so what was the question?
Bolverk37782 - August 31, 2011, 6:50 am
only after F***ing Walmart has killed off other local suppliers.


Meanwhile... -


TAGS: walmart midnight weirdos creepy
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

maoworks2 - May 31, 2013, 4:11 pm
Working Nights 5 Sleepy Eyes L .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 3:09 pm
Lots of discounts at Walmart, even in the circus sideshow, lol.
Reality Lord - May 31, 2013, 2:57 pm

when i was a kid you used to have to pay to see the freaks. now its free at walmart daily. who would have thought :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2013, 2:48 pm
I just randomly found this. They actually have a website dedicated to these... these... CREATURES? Things that make you go.... *uuuugggh.*
CloudchaserS - May 31, 2013, 11:12 am
More at peopleofwalmart.com


REDNECK BAKERY -




THE WORLD TODAY - In this economy more and more people are opting not to get married I’d like to think that the economy has nothing to do with it. Rather, men are just getting smarter.




WHEN YOU PEAK - in pre-school there aren't a lot of disappointments ahead




DEMONS -




WE'LL SHOW THAT 1 PERCENT -


TAGS: walmart sale protests
Rating: 4.71/5

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SkylaGirl108 - November 26, 2011, 7:43 pm
lol


REALITY -


TAGS: beautiful smart wealthy loving mariand
Rating: 4.47/5

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mariand - September 17, 2012, 8:33 am
hehehe... oldcinic, why don't you make more posters?... your comments have sarcasm in it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2012, 3:28 am
The awesome part about a movie is that you can mute it. 5L
Reality Lord - March 21, 2012, 6:49 am

:)
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:26 pm
EXCELLENT… 5 FIVE MGM LIONS
Airman - March 20, 2012, 6:02 pm
great font.. 5
holymoly - March 20, 2012, 2:12 pm
The wife gives me the "why can't you be more like that" look all the time. Love it.
Sho - March 20, 2012, 2:01 pm
5L


CAT LADY - You can spot them a mile away... They always buy the big bag.


TAGS: catlady people of walmart pink
Rating: 4.18/5

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Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 11:36 am
It's the age old question. Do people like this exist because of Walmart or does Walmart exist because of people like this.


THIS BUM - Is very clever... Maybe TOO clever...




IRONIC NAMES - Kinda like bald guys named curly or fat guys called tiny


TAGS: smart car
Rating: 4.59/5

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Kazon68 - April 15, 2012, 7:00 pm
I finally figured out why they're called "Smart" cars: When you get in an accident, you don't need to buy a coffin. They just fold the corners in and bury you in it!
spypengen - April 2, 2012, 9:25 am
you mean fat guys called slim and tall guys called tiny


FREE APPS - If they're free, you're not the customer. You're the product.




BOOMSTICK - this is his


TAGS: shop s mart
Rating: 4.2/5

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Ed-Hyde - June 24, 2010, 8:20 am
Interestingly enough, the first thing Bruce Campbell does at his Q and A's is to call up everyone that has an Evil Dead tattoo.


TERRORIST OF WALMART -


TAGS: bin laden walmart terrorist
Rating: 3.8/5

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rerun - February 19, 2010, 4:04 pm

should have shopped the name tag..O-Sam A


ALTERNATIVE FASHION -


TAGS: alternative fashion rebel alan martin
Rating: 4.83/5

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mariand - February 12, 2012, 3:33 pm
so true, these days...


DUMB PEOPLE - Smart Phones don't have an app to fix that ...


TAGS: dumb people smart phones app
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Budog

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 6:27 am
If motifakers only knew what Smartphone Support for retail is like :(
CloudchaserS - August 30, 2011, 10:20 am
"And that is the weekend! Allow me to crack the bubbly!" Giving a smart phone to a dumb person is like giving a loud toy to an obnoxious child.


MEANWHILE - At the Wal-Mart.....


TAGS: wal mart funny demotivational
Rating: 3.4/5

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lgvernon - June 7, 2012, 11:54 am

This one is the GOOD kitty. Her other 83 felines were bad,, so they had to stay home~~~this time. 5LLLLLs
CloudchaserS - June 7, 2012, 9:45 am
I used to have a black cat that big. He was scared of everything. Taking him to the vet literally scared the **** out of him


TRAYVON TARGETS - Now available in the gun and ammo section of your local Walmart .


TAGS: trayvon targets guns ammo walmart
Rating: 3.17/5

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SteveFurlong - May 11, 2012, 10:25 pm
Local police depts had to change to blue silhouette targets for range practice because of complaints that black silhouettes trained the (mostly white) police to shoot at black people.


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: life time day celebration joke smart hidden turkey november good bad led zeppelin album 1969
Rating: 2.75/5

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rockntractor - November 27, 2009, 11:53 pm
Now that's hilarious!


THE MEANING OF LIFE - Cliff notes version.




Marvin the Martian -


TAGS: the martian mormons
Rating: 1.76/5

More motifakes by everrestbass

Haarakkon - August 27, 2009, 11:20 pm
That would be about 2 centuries too early for the Latter Day Saints.
Lena - August 27, 2009, 8:36 pm
A world full of mormons or christians... it would be like 1655 all over again! HaHa
LogicDude - November 1, 2008, 9:29 pm
Get it wrong and you'll make me angry...VERY angry!
Seb - November 1, 2008, 8:00 pm
Oh, SNAP
Briton of Rose - July 30, 2008, 2:51 pm
Actually, it's the "Eludium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator".


NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: boulevard of broken dreams famous art calendar dean martin elvis presley marilyn monroe
Rating: 4.86/5

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hootizz - October 4, 2010, 12:23 am
This is so so true.., honestly, who out there now would ever dream of going to a Diner without WiFi..??


THE CEREAL AISLE PIMP - You, yeah you, what you fancy? You a sugarcoated bro? We got everything you want if you got the cheddar!




BOOMSTICK - I got mine. Get yours at S-Mart today.




WALMART BINGO -


TAGS: walmart
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:58 am
verrrry funnnny
Reality Lord - February 20, 2013, 4:57 pm

as a joke i want to make copies of just the card and leave in the entranceway flyer rack. i double dare anyone...then take pics of the peoples faces
Silverheart - February 20, 2013, 3:31 pm

Back when I lived in North Carolina, I could FILL this card every trip. 5Lols


HE HAD A DREAM -




second place is a set of steak knives -


TAGS: smart phones looking down
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2015, 1:54 am
Oh, my God! I love this! I can't wait to utilize this.


WALMART PLANKING - Believe me, this is far from the strangest thing I have seen there.


TAGS: wal mart plinking not stupidest
Rating: 3.56/5

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spypengen - April 21, 2012, 1:23 pm
try going to people of walmart 5L


CRITICISM -


TAGS: read the text in a steve martin insp clouseau voice
Rating: 3.07/5

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Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:27 pm
Thanks.
agdaniele - May 9, 2009, 1:26 pm
Sean, you're the goods... never stop posting.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:19 pm
*hurt (what the hell's a jurt?)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:19 pm
I just tried it as Walken and I jurt myself. I have to go lie down until the dizziness passes.
agdaniele - May 9, 2009, 1:15 pm
Although I did it in a Peter Sellers Clousea voice, it still was brilliant. Not to say I didn't again try out Walken as well.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 12:59 pm
Thank you. But did you read the text in a Steve Martin Insp. Clousea voice? That's when it really comes alive.
Arrogant Knight - May 9, 2009, 3:26 am
Beautiful.
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:04 am
Twice, even!
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:04 am
Next to LAKE TITICACA, I declare this to be my proudest Motifake moment. And it all came together for me once I realized that "Doo Doo" rhymes wtih "Do".


MARTIAL ARTS - is even cooler on the beach!!




THAT LOOK - You know that look when women want sex? Me neither.




APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: motorola droid smart phone
Rating: 3.96/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 22, 2011, 5:40 am
HAL 9000 was awesome, but I still wouldn't trust him.
falloutghoul - August 24, 2011, 6:50 pm
Eat it, Mayans!


SOCIETY - advancing and modernizing every day


TAGS: fifa smart animal
Rating: 3.78/5

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CajunCow - July 12, 2010, 4:58 pm
He certainly picked them right when it counted. Wish computers were as good as him.
crazyfreddy - July 12, 2010, 4:39 pm
I think the squid was right in all it's predictions , but one .


COPYRIGHT. - You are now owned by Walmart.


TAGS: walmart tattoo lame funny copyright
Rating: 2.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 1:54 pm
He probably asked for a babe on a Harley, and then perhaps he somehow pissed off the tattoo artist, LOL. Think about it: A Wal*Mart b*tch tat on a guy? That’s the burn that keeps on burning XD
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Nice! Lol
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 5:10 pm
Because he asked really, really nice. Lol
Feasibly - September 26, 2011, 4:38 pm
You're a lifesaver, Thornne. I always thought Walmart was spelled with a "k" on the end...
Sean - September 26, 2011, 4:14 pm
But why Thornne, WHY????
Thornne - September 26, 2011, 12:04 pm
My name is Thornne and I did this tattoo in Columbia/Lexington SC. I am now at Freedom Tattoo in Floence SC 843.662.4009
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 2:15 am
Scary food for thought: Employess get a 15% discount on you..what ever the rest of you do, don't picture..don't do it!


SQUIRR-LEE - he is angry... he will rule the world... only for a peanut


TAGS: squirrel bruce lee martial super peanut
Rating: 2.4/5

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jeffhardy25 - December 28, 2010, 10:43 am
in witch he will be taken down by Chip Morris


RICKY MARTIN - Livin' La METAL Loca!!!!




POWER - Power dosent come from muscal. It comes from Chuck Norris


TAGS: power chucknorris martialarts cow muscal
Rating: 1.56/5

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5150monkeylove - April 21, 2011, 10:47 pm
Power does come from Mezcal. And I told you guys TSM will return. It's still a 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Rude Forseti...just rude.
forseti - April 19, 2011, 10:25 am
who approved this crap with it's spelling errors?!? :/
Greeny - April 19, 2011, 7:21 am
Wine comes from Muscal Gra**s 1L


Respect -


TAGS: soldiers martyrs heroes credit hammy
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - June 19, 2013, 8:14 pm

this belongs on motitwist
forseti - June 19, 2013, 1:31 am
impressive picture!
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:42 am

5LLLLL, Hammy!~


SOOO CUTE -


TAGS: kids outsmarted adults
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:24 am
So do I. I heard the joke and HAD to make it into a poster...glad ya liked it too Papa!
PapaFox - February 28, 2013, 7:47 am
Love it! :-D


Dear Walmart -


TAGS: walmart self checkout never again
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:00 am

Walmart - 5pm, prime shopping hours. 20 lanes that could be open, only 3 of which actually are. Long@ss line of impatient, irate people waiting to do (for free) what should be a job for one of the many unemployed local residents... f&%$ Walmart. [/rant]
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:27 am
5LOL
Cannabal - November 13, 2013, 10:55 pm
One time, it took me 20 minutes to go through an "Express Checkout." Never. F'ucking. Again.


The Ugly Truth -




ET -


TAGS: life is smarter than us
Rating: 4.8/5

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Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:23 pm
Republican Space Technology
Hicktown - June 24, 2011, 11:30 am
Ha! Never underestimate the trailerhood with beer and a welder. 5L
forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:37 am
lol!


GIFTED -


TAGS: smart dumb better life hammy
Rating: 4.65/5

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Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 7:52 pm
no problem, but i would recommend playing it though
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 7:18 pm
Too bad, but thanks for answering! xx
Hawamleh - April 30, 2011, 4:09 pm
It's the female protagonist from Portal, so unless you've played that you won't understand the pic..
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:54 am
Is it a better time for you, now??!! I'm curious!! xx
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 8:53 am
Is it a better time for you??!! I'm curious!! xx
Hawamleh - April 29, 2011, 11:42 pm
I would explain the pic... but it''s 6am and I am tired.
cowboyrich - April 29, 2011, 11:52 am
She looks tired...did someone slip a roofie in that cake???
Hawamleh - November 19, 2010, 8:44 pm
I thought I should show people how a video-game poster should be done. thank you
spacedog - November 19, 2010, 6:01 pm
5L Hammy.


MY JOB -


TAGS: my job calendar work smart
Rating: 4.6/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:51 am
good one. is that you caveman on the left staring at the camera ?


HOW TO GET A WOMAN -


TAGS: man woman dishes whipped smart
Rating: 4.56/5

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tellitlikeitis - September 6, 2010, 9:29 am
LOL... and thanks to all.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 8:13 am

I had no idea RL was a woman....he always leaves the toilet seat up..
GreyScorpion - September 6, 2010, 8:12 am
you reffering to them, or you?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2010, 8:06 am

as one of the few submitting women here, i think you're starting to find your niche.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 10:05 pm
actually, spell check was on the spot!
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 9:58 pm

omg...nice! 5 despite the lack of spell check.
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 9:15 pm
very nice 5L


IN FRENCH -


TAGS: french english steve martin
Rating: 4.52/5

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SSgtBaloo - February 7, 2011, 6:57 pm
This made me laugh aloud in a library. I don't know whether to curse you or thank you. Probably both.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:33 pm
I went to Paris, France over the summer, for some reason its the MEN who run around n**** and the women who have harry armpits... and balls
Anonymous2 - January 25, 2011, 10:54 pm
Nah, they call a souffle a souffle.
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:11 pm
"Frenchmen are a remarkable race, They fight with their feet.." 5 plumes de ma tante


MEANWHILE - In Arkansas




WAL MART WEDDINGS - Located between Sporting Goods and Automotive


TAGS: wedding man wife wal mart sports goods auto
Rating: 4.32/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:57 pm
I was not married at walmart. If you need to know that is my slave standing next to the new wife.
hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:23 pm
second fom the bottom. Man: So what was your surprise dear? Oh god no, it's a trap!
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 6:33 pm
6 degrees of seperation! I got this e-mail too!!
sickartist - March 22, 2010, 4:08 pm
Hey! I got married by an Elvis impersonator 5 "hunk of burning love" L's


HERE WE GO AGAIN - It's Black Friday at Walmart




TIME FOR A ROAST -


TAGS: famousfame smart roast motifake calendar
Rating: 3.36/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 11:57 am
Bloody despicable Caveman... wow, but just for the last line I'll give you a 5L, he really is a wonder of the world


JOCK STRAP - Marty Turco is still looking for it after what Pavel Datsyuk did.


TAGS: pavel datsyuk marty turco nhl hockey
Rating: 3/5


MARTA - Batgirl, who?




Sweden -


TAGS: sweden smartphone sign modern
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:56 pm
Thank you.
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:54 pm
Nice.
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:51 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2015, 6:49 pm
This NEEDS to happen! Too funny! Only the bodies should be zombiesque! 5L!
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 1:51 pm
Actually that sign isn't official. Two artists made a few and put them up one night. Thanks for the vote :)
concern3 - November 23, 2015, 12:05 pm
How sad is this, but it's a 5er


Misprint -


TAGS: misprint musilm islam virgin martyr
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - November 21, 2014, 6:06 pm
Time. It heals all wounds. 5
MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 8:16 pm
Virgin? Uggie said it best...Hra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
JesusWept - November 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
Haha no. Read the comments on #175956
steve1961 - November 19, 2014, 3:19 pm
Miss Priss is a 72 year old virgin?
ughomer - November 19, 2014, 2:00 pm
Hra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
JesusWept - November 19, 2014, 8:25 am
Special thanks to MissPriss for inspiration.


LIFE -




SMARTPHONES -




AGDANIELE - His Dog Is Worried About The Economy, Guinness Is Up To $2.99 Per Can. That's Almost $21.00 In Dog Money.


TAGS: agdaniele has a smart dog
Rating: 4.44/5

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assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:45 am
She's a bleeding v*****, and I hope she is dead!


FART KAN DO - The system of martial arts I invented




NEXT TIME - Go fetch the bloody stick yourself, smartass.




SMART - It's the new dumb.


TAGS: mercedes smart car crash dumb
Rating: 3.5/5

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rerun - May 11, 2011, 8:10 pm

8 minutes. new record?
RDK - May 11, 2011, 8:01 pm
The new dumb is correct for whoever did the poster! NOT a Smart Car it's a Ford Escape. Do a little research before wou make idiots out of your selves. Big give away is the 5 bolt wheel pattern. Smarts have 3
Sean - January 1, 2011, 9:23 pm
Oooops, having now taken the time to read some of the previous comments, I fear that my aboriphilia is showing. *presses hands to chest, for no apparent reason*
Sean - January 1, 2011, 9:21 pm
Re poster: Good thing the dude wasn't driving a Hummer: he would have gossly overpaid for his tin can coffin -- and everyone at the funeral would be smirking at presumed size of his unit.
AdmiralAckbar - October 23, 2010, 1:42 am
this reminds me of the smart cars that cut me off on the freeway doing 75. I can fit one of those things in the back of the truck. Yeah it might do well in crash tests but you will have no limbs left as the as the kin peals of as I roll over it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:41 am
the Crew is strong...and Derek is still here, spouting nonsense.
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:39 am
Soon as you weed one out, two tree huggers take their place...sad. That's one thing that won't ever change. There will always be another Derek waiting to pick up the slack. But hey, long as you and the crew don't burn out, this place will always be fresh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Sadly, We still have too many sensitive little b****es here. Men shouldn't have feelings IMO.
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:20 am
Yeah I was thinking the same thing as soon as I typed it. Flippin newbs!! Gotta earn that ****!! Nothing handed to 'em! Take your sh**s like a man/woman and you'll be respected a little quicker....just a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:13 am
some of the noobs are good, but if I mention them by name they'll just get all big headed about it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:09 am
All the new idiots are taken care of really quickly these days...we have our mods to thank for that.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:52 am
So fill me in...who's flamed out? Who's the new WTFO? Any promising newbs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:47 am
I dunno.....we all know yer gonna use your mouth anyways...
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:43 am
Two balls one cup? Or one cup per ball?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:41 am
Just remember to cup the balls....you'll be fine.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:37 am
To say that I've been busier than Aggy re landscaping New Orleans after Katrina would be and understatement. These wack jobs out here are two kinds of crazy. I may be from here but it's gonna take some gettin used to....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:34 am
How ya been since the move...are the t****ies prettier?
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:34 am
And forward me some of GS's greatest hits....I'd like to see what he's packing under that armor!
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:32 am
Well, you have to start out by washing lettuce....soon you'll be making fries! And that's when the big bucks start rolling in!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:27 am
I'm just an approval Mod...Gs keeps making me take raunchy pics of him for his plenty of fish account.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:13 am
Well if anyone's gonna pop my cherri I want it to be you Mooooo! Hard to believe I've never even had so much as a slap on the wrist....But seriously sweet promotion bruther!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:06 am
hey Mo! good to see ya......Banned!!!!! lol
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:03 am
Ya frickin GOON!! (congrats BTW)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2010, 8:50 pm
Yeah...call a moderator a goon....that'll go over well.....If you can't take criticism, I suggest canceling your account with your ISP. To be fair, I kinda liked it...we all get our own opinions.
TheOmegaMan - October 22, 2010, 8:48 pm
Cut me some slack, you got a start somewhere even though you act like a goon.
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 9:07 pm
But not the first, you can find this all over the web. I would call this out whether it was his first or 100th.
forseti - October 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
It's his first...
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
This has been portrayed and done so many effing times this and any others will receive a 1L from me.


A LESSON TO ALL -




GET SMART.... -


TAGS: old people smart
Rating: 2.67/5

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corneredbadger - June 19, 2011, 1:43 am
C+1


I.Q. TEST -


TAGS: smart intelligent
Rating: 2.4/5

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wookie - August 10, 2009, 3:59 pm
you kiss your ewok with that mouth? Seriously? There is more to life....tone it down some EH?
YAY - August 10, 2009, 3:51 pm
This is f***ing garbage The original "Make no sense" is better. DONT f*** W/ IT FAGGOT. Get some orginiality dip****.
Alguien de la Calle - May 8, 2009, 11:18 am
indeed !
Alguien de la Calle - May 8, 2009, 11:17 am
indeed !
Hashbrownmaster - March 28, 2009, 1:19 am
well obviously water is low on the deathstar so hes simply purifying some water from the ocean and filling those jugs to take back with him


You can try but it comes out happy -


TAGS: banjo steve martin
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 2:46 pm
Alls I knows is e'r time I hears me a good banjo pickin' I throws a few or five lions out thar and gets ta thinkin' Deliverance...can I get a Yee haw brudder.
Greeny - April 12, 2014, 6:30 am
Neil Young / Old Man comes close
lgvernon - April 11, 2014, 11:51 pm

It is, however, possible to play a bad song on a sad banjo.


People Watching -


TAGS: walmart bar people watching next
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:33 pm
The three drinking dudes! They sure know all the h** spots. 5L
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 9:18 pm

I had no idea Milk of Magnesia came in brown bottles...
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:47 am

I think I may be drinking too much
rerun - November 23, 2013, 11:47 am

I think I may be drinking too much
falloutghoul - November 22, 2013, 8:00 pm
I didn't know the next level was Ugg.


MOTI-REAL -


TAGS: smart ass wife kitchen regret
Rating: 4.87/5

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5150monkeylove - September 12, 2010, 4:47 pm
5L! most clever
fascistfrenchman - August 17, 2010, 10:59 pm
5 Lions, no points off for improper spelling of themselves.
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:06 am
it's so life like
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:04 am
5 alrewady been done lions


STILL THE BEST - AND LOVING IT!


TAGS: old new get smart 86
Rating: 4.86/5

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Terri - November 17, 2011, 6:55 am
I liked both. I have both on DVD.
the1stCOMMI3 - October 30, 2011, 11:28 pm
Meh, the movie had its flaws, but overall, it was pretty funny
the1stCOMMI3 - October 30, 2011, 11:28 pm
Meh, the movie had its flaws, but overall, it was pretty funny
Reality Lord - October 30, 2011, 10:06 pm

loved the show and hated the movie. they should have kept it back in the 60's.


GOOD NEWS FOR WAL-MART GREETERS. - Wal-Mart is offering an employee discount on all caskets


TAGS: casket sale walmart
Rating: 4.86/5

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MPsniper - March 6, 2013, 4:47 am
they can incorporate that into their dead peasant insurance policies.


THE MONSTER CLUB -


TAGS: monster wallmart woirk humor film
Rating: 4.75/5

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Rudedog - January 17, 2013, 9:55 pm
d*** Walmart is scary enough without monsters


HOW MANY - NBA players does it take to change a lightbulb? When they finally get a bright idea I’ll let you know.




T'AI CHI - Flash Mob


TAGS: discipline group martial arts
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 12:06 am
T'ai Chi is incredibly relaxing and stress releasing...but the training is a pain in the a**, it took 8 weeks to learn the basics. You too kind teehee.
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 12:01 am
That is hilarious.
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:52 pm
I love watching these people practice...Flash Mob...You Funny


GET SMART -




Marty Stouffer -


TAGS: marty stouffer wild america
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:29 pm
Definitely staged, but so much more educational than what they have today... Or had.
Greeny - June 16, 2013, 6:42 am
How true; most of his 'journeys' were staged to look like they were in the wild


beginning of the end -




WAL-MART - Just rolling back the savings.


TAGS: walmart cheap
Rating: 4.21/5

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Triggerhappy - August 30, 2010, 1:18 pm
It's pretty good for my first creation. Zook that is an awesome comment.
5butjam - August 30, 2010, 7:26 am
I think Zook's comment would've made a better caption, just my opinion.
Zook - August 30, 2010, 12:14 am
a penny saved is a penny earned


Water -


TAGS: smartphone moisture rice
Rating: 4.08/5

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ipaprime - April 25, 2013, 8:13 am
it is even funnier when the water is in the toliet


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